1) Your name and address.
2) How has your care been in the hospital?
3) Are the nurses nice?
4) Does the food taste like semi evolved plankton?
All very bland I am sure you will agree, the last question left me gasping.
5) Who do you trust more the to run the NHS, Tory, Lib Dem or Labour?
Now what in the name of all that is good and holy does Andrew need this information for? Is he somehow hoping to weed out pinko lefties from the survey to make his results look better? Is this all going onto some big database at Tory HQ to make life easier on election day?
All I know is that asking this question as part of a government funded survey from the sick is immoral, indecent and just plain shoddy. For the record I would like to say formally, through the media of this blog, that Mr Lansley can go stick his survey up his poop shoot, along with his horrible NHS reforms, his budget slashing and anything else he is planning. Someone who seems to agree with me is Youtube user alrap999 who has created this rap [sic] telling Mr Lansley what he thinks of him. (Warning contains adult language that some viewers may find offensive, not me mind I am an adult.)